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		<title>Happy Easter 2007!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 00:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/easter-island-bunny-small.jpg" border="0" height="216" width="216" alt="easter-island-bunny-small.jpg" class="alignleft" />In celebration of the Pagan beginnings of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter"><b>Easter Holiday</b></a>, I am posting the sacred <b>Incantation of Petrus De Bunnicum</b>.</p>
<p><b>Symbolism of The Easter Bunny:</b>  Many people are still unaware of the magickal attributions of the rabbit as the mascot of <b>Eostre</b>, the Celtic Goddess of Fertility. In the cult of Eostre, the hare was a symbol of fertility, owing to the fact of its ability to procreate at a surprising rate.</p>
<p>(No doubt, this info was not lost on <b>Hugh Hefner</b>, the mogul who made his fortune using the sign of the rabbit as his personal symbol!)</p>
<p>Have a wonderful holiday.  And don&#8217;t forget to eat lots of chocolate bunnies!</p>
<p><b>Musical Accompaniment to the Invocation:</b> <a href="http://www.yankeeharvest.com/pumpkin/cottontail.html"><b>Petrus De Bunnicum</b></a></p>
<p><b>The Greater Invocation of the Easter Bunny</b></p>
<p>Here comes Peter Cottontail<br />
Hoppin&#8217; down the bunny trail,<br />
Hippity hoppity,<br />
Easter&#8217;s on its way</p>
<p>Bringin&#8217; ev&#8217;ry girl and boy<br />
A basketful of Easter joy<br />
Things to make your Easter<br />
Bright and gay</p>
<p>He&#8217;s got jelly beans for Tommy<br />
Colored eggs for sister Sue<br />
There&#8217;s an orchid for your mommy<br />
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!</p>
<p>Here&#8217; comes Peter Cottontail<br />
Hoppin&#8217; down the bunny trail<br />
Hippity hoppity<br />
Happy Easter Day</p>
<p>Look at him hop and listen to him say,<br />
&#8220;Try to do the things you should&#8221;<br />
Maybe if you&#8217;re extra good<br />
He&#8217;ll roll lots of Easter eggs your way</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll wake up on Easter morning<br />
And you&#8217;ll know that he was there<br />
When you find those choc&#8217;late bunnies<br />
That he&#8217;s hiding ev&#8217;rywhere, Oh!</p>
<p>Here&#8217; comes Peter Cottontail<br />
Hoppin&#8217; down the bunny trail<br />
Hippity hoppity<br />
Happy Easter Day!</p>
<p><i>(Written by Steve Nelson and Jack Rollins; Alfred Publishing Co., Inc.)</i></p>
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		<title>The Voxx Show: Free Psychic Readings at 9PM (PST)</title>
		<link>http://voxx.org/2007/03/20/the-voxx-show-free-psychic-readings-at-9pm-pst/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Voxx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Remember to tune in tonight, Monday night at 9:00 pm (PST) for: The Voxx Show!</p>
<p>I host a <strong><em>live</em></strong>, call-in Psychic internet radio show where I give <strong><em>free</em> Psychic Readings</strong>, sharing lots of interesting info on a variety of subjects regarding <strong>Magick</strong>, and occasionally feature Special Guests.</p>
<p>Subjects I regularly talk about are <strong>Thelema</strong>, <strong>Witchcraft</strong>, <strong>Rituals</strong>, <strong>Goetia</strong> <strong>(Spirit Evocation)</strong>, <strong>Angels</strong>, <strong>Astrology</strong>, <strong>Qabalah</strong> &#8212; you name it!</p>
<p align="center"><strong><a target="_blank" title="To Listen Live @ 9PM, Click Here!" href="http://www.voxx.org/live-broadcast">To Listen Live @ 9PM, Click Here!</a></strong></p>
<p><strong>Special Guests:</strong> If you&#8217;d like to be considered as a <em>Special Guest</em> on the show, let me know your background and what special topics you are experienced in.</p>
<p><strong>Voxx Show Sponsorships:</strong> If you&#8217;re interested in becoming a sponsor for this increasingly popular show, please contact me for more info.</p>
<p>Call me directly during the show and ask a question at: <strong>323-284-5166</strong></p>
<p align="center">OR <strong>Skype</strong> me by my Username: <strong>voxxpodcast</strong></p>
<p align="left">If you miss the Live Broadcast, you can always check it out later on my, <strong><a target="_blank" title="Archived Podcasts" href="http://www.voxx.org/podcast">Archived Podcasts</a>.</strong></p>
<p align="left">Until then, go ahead and register on the <strong><a title="Voxx Magickal Forum" target="_blank" href="http://www.voxx.org/forum">Voxx Magick Forum</a></strong>, and start posting, see you there!</p>
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		<title>How to Tell If Your Girlfriend Is a Witch (Part 1)</title>
		<link>http://voxx.org/2007/02/09/how-to-tell-if-your-girlfriend-is-a-witch-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Voxx</dc:creator>
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<li><a title="sexy vintage witch" onclick="pp_image_popup('http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/sexy_vintage_witch.jpg',183,250); return false;" href="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/sexy_vintage_witch.jpg"><img width="183" height="250" alt="sexy vintage witch" class="alignright" src="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/sexy_vintage_witch.jpg" /></a>She only wears black or red.</li>
<li>She doesn&#8217;t wear underwear, except for sex.</li>
<li>She makes her own perfume from essential oils, and a few other secret ingredients.</li>
<li>She has superlong fingernails, NOT acrylic.</li>
<li>She wakes you up in the middle of the night to perform a Moon Ritual.</li>
<li>She owns at least 1 cat &#8230; possibly stuffed!</li>
<li>She walks under ladders on purpose.</li>
<li>She calls in sick and her boss&#8217;s office burns down.</li>
<li>You find a voodoo doll of yourself in her panty drawer.</li>
<li>She knows all the dialogue from every episode of Bewitched.</li>
<li>Her favorite film is &#8220;Rosemary&#8217;s Baby&#8221;.</li>
<li>Girl&#8217;s Night Out involves dancing naked under a Full Moon.</li>
<li>She takes off Halloween as a &#8220;religious holiday&#8221;.</li>
<li>She gives you a money talisman and your boss gives you a raise.</li>
<li>She cheers when a black cat crosses her path.</li>
<li>She walks around naked, even outside!</li>
<li>She saves your fingernail and hair clippings.</li>
<li>She takes a Full Moon bath.</li>
<li>She has a Jimmy Page shrine.</li>
<li>She&#8217;s a member of the Aleister Crowley fanclub.</li>
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		<title>Voxx on The Jimmy Kimmel Show Tonight!</title>
		<link>http://voxx.org/2007/02/03/voxx-on-the-jimmy-kimmel-show-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a title="amonTALsm" onclick="pp_image_popup('http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/amonTALsm.jpg',108,107); return false;" href="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/amonTALsm.jpg"><img width="108" height="107" class="alignright" alt="amonTALsm" src="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/amonTALsm.jpg" /></a>Just a quick note to let you all know I&#8217;m going to be on <strong>The Jimmy Kimmel Show</strong> tonight (Friday, February 2nd, 2007)!</p>
<p><strong>The Jimmy Kimmel Show</strong> starts at 12:00 am (Midnight) PST, and 11:00 CST.  The show airs on <strong>ABC</strong> Network television, Channel 7 in Los Angeles.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s going to be a funny psychic segment full of crazy predictions.  Check it out and tell your friends.  Thanks for tuning in!</p>
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		<title>Marilyn Manson: A Marriage Made in Hell</title>
		<link>http://voxx.org/2007/01/07/marilyn-manson-a-marriage-made-in-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Voxx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a title="marilynanddita" onclick="pp_image_popup('http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/orig_marilynanddita.jpg',298,438); return false;" href="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/orig_marilynanddita.jpg"><img width="170" height="250" class="alignleft" alt="marilynanddita" src="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/marilynanddita.jpg" /></a>According to a current <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/01052007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm"><strong>news story</strong></a>, Dita Von Teese, the wife of cosmetically-challenged shock-rock musician, <a href="http://www.marilynmanson.com"><strong>Marilyn Manson</strong></a>, has filed for a divorce from her Satanic spouse.</p>
<p>Although there are many who believe Manson will be shocked by Dita’s divorce filing, I’m sure he&#8217;s known about it much earlier &#8212; no doubt through his use of the Marilyn Manson Tarot deck.</p>
<p>Dita told friends that she couldn’t get in touch with him, and he wouldn’t even make an effort to communicate with her.  To get his attention she decided to slap him with divorce papers while he was busy recording tracks for his latest album, hoping he would finally notice her.  Of course, if she had really wanted to talk to him, all she had to do was use a Ouija Board, silly girl!</p>
<p>Anyway, Manson was reportedly served with legal papers on January 5th, (his 38th birthday), although rumor has it that Dita filed them closer to Christmas, yet <em>another</em> reason for Manson to be pissed off at Jesus!  LOL (Call me old-fashioned, but methinks after marrying a Pagan like MM, it would have made more sense to file the papers on the Winter Solstice!)</p>
<p><span id="more-71"></span> <a title="loversbreakup" onclick="pp_image_popup('http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/loversbreakup.gif',177,250); return false;" href="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/loversbreakup.gif"><img width="177" height="250" alt="loversbreakup" class="alignright" src="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/loversbreakup.gif" /></a>Sources close to the soon-to-be, former Mrs. MM, stated that she had cited “irreconcilable differences” as the cause of the couple’s sudden break-up &#8212; but just <em>what does that mean</em> to someone who willingly marries an avowed, hard-core Satanist?  We can only wonder about a guy who can ignore a hottie like Ms. Von Teese.  Yet, she steadfastly maintains that Manson had become unresponsive during their short-lived marriage.</p>
<p>Dita has stated to friends that, “She loved him so much, but he has too many demons.”  Uh, yeah.  Dita, that’s pretty much what Satanists enjoy &#8212; having lots of “demons”.  Duh.  Dita also alleges that Manson had been drinking heavily for the past year.  Again, this is supposed to come as a surprise?</p>
<p>Let me see if I have the facts straight:  Girl marries a well-known Satanist; becomes shocked that he has horrible vices; is bewildered by her husband’s “demons”.  Hmm.  I’m starting to think the only person here who has a problem is Dita.  Wake up girlfriend!  It’s not like you didn’t see any “signs” that trouble might lie ahead for your marriage.  Still, I&#8217;m sorry to see the anyone suffer through a break-up, but all things considered these two probably won&#8217;t be lonely for too long.</p>
<p>I think the biggest concern now will be who gets custody of the couple’s “children” &#8212; their two cats Lily and Aleister (named after the Great Beast 666), and their two dogs, Greta and Eva (named after the popular “Housewives” star, no doubt).</p>
<p>Below is a list of what I think went wrong with the Mansons&#8217; &#8220;marriage made in Hell&#8221;.  I hope that it helps others from making the same mistakes that befell our tragic Lovers.</p>
<p><strong>How to Avoid a Marriage Made in Hell</strong></p>
<p>1) Don’t marry a <a href="http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html">Satanist</a> and then complain they have “demons”.</p>
<p>2) Don’t wear a <a href="http://huntsville.about.com/od/weddings/a/weddingdresses.htm">purple wedding gown</a>;</p>
<p>3) Don’t let a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alejandro_Jodorowsky">cult film director</a> perform the ceremony;</p>
<p>4) Don’t get married in a <a href="http://www.gottfriedhelnwein.ie/country/ireland_special/artikel_2551.html">haunted castle</a>; (link )</p>
<p>5) Don’t get married during a Waning Moon.</p>
<p>6) Don’t get married while the Planet Mercury is retrograde &#8212; especially TWICE!</p>
<p>7) Don’t get married to someone who wears more make-up than you do.</p>
<p> <img src='http://voxx.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> Don’t get married to someone who names a pet after the <a href="http://www.voxxthepsychic.com/bookofthelaw2.html">Great Beast of Revelations</a>. Especially, when the pet is a small dachsund.</p>
<p>9) Don’t get married to someone who collects the art of a <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,72259-0.html">serial rapist/murder</a>.</p>
<p>10) Oh, yeah, and don’t get married to anyone named <a href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Manson">Marilyn Manson</a>.</p>
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		<title>How To Tell If You&#8217;ve Been Reincarnated</title>
		<link>http://voxx.org/2006/12/17/how-to-tell-if-youve-been-reincarnated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 21:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a title="houdinispirit" onclick="pp_image_popup('http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/orig_houdinispirit.jpg',131,200); return false;" href="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/orig_houdinispirit.jpg"><img width="131" height="200" alt="houdinispirit" class="alignright" src="http://voxx.org/wp-content/uploads/photos/houdinispirit.jpg" /></a>In recent years, I&#8217;ve noticed that reincarnation has become the cosmic dumping ground for whatever problems people have with their current lives.</p>
<p>Many times I&#8217;ve had people tell me that someone has suggested their life sucks because they did something bad in their last life, which I think is ridiculous.</p>
<p>In that spirit, I decided to have a bit of fun with the topic, so I&#8217;m posting some hints to make it easier for you to get a glimpse as to what it&#8217;s like to experience the sense of reincarnation for yourselves.  Enjoy!</p>
<ul>
<li>You still remember your old phone number from 1912.</li>
<li>You look for a Vomitorium when you&#8217;ve eaten too much.</li>
<li>You know Jesus&#8217; middle name.</li>
<li>You remember how Hitler faked his death.</li>
<li>You can read Chinese the first time you see it.</li>
<li>You remember when your family moved after being warned about a flood by a kook named Noah.</li>
<li>Your appendix hurts whenever anybody mentions Houdini.</li>
<li>You scream, &#8220;Oh, the humanity!&#8221; whenever you see a picture of the Hindenburg.</li>
<li>You get somebody to taste your drink before you sip it.</li>
<li>You always sit with your back to the wall in an Italian restaurant.</li>
<li>You threaten to go back to your &#8220;other&#8221; family when your mom pisses you off.</li>
<li>You know they got it all wrong when you saw the movie, &#8220;Titanic&#8221;.</li>
<li>You know the real reason Napoleon used to hide his hand in his shirt.</li>
<li>You know the true identity of the &#8220;Black Dahlia&#8221; murderer.</li>
<li>You remember telling Einstein &#8220;It&#8217;s all relative,&#8221; before he was a physicist.</li>
<li>You remember Richard Dawkins when he was an apostle named &#8220;Thomas&#8221;.</li>
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