You know it’s got to be serious if I’m posting about it! Here we are, at the end of the line, with the powerhouse Uranus, the Lord of Sudden Change at the very end of the sign of Pisces, the 12th, and final sign of the Zodiac.

To make things even more intense, Uranus is conjunct Mercury, the Cosmic Trickster.

Of course, that’s why you’re about to completely lose your patience and explode into tears. If you happened to be a wave in the ocean right now, you would most likely be planning your next Tsunami. Pardon me while I go all Nostradamus on your ass!

[Note: I had a vision of a Japanese geisha holding an octopus as I wrote this!]

The reason for all the drama lies with the Fixed Star, Scheat, (which is probably what you’re all muttering to yourselves right now, lol).

In Astrology, the 29th Degree of Pisces’ association with the star, Scheat is responsible for the following actions:

Imprisonment; Murder, Suicide, Drowning, and Extreme Misfortune.

It is considered Unfortunate to be born under this fixed star, as it has correlations to both the planets Mars and Mercury. Mars brings bloodshed, and cutting, and Mercury brings it quickly. Is there any wonder why the news is full of so much grief and sadness at this particular time?

Well, the “good news”, is that the planet Uranus will soon be moving into the sign of fiery sign of Aries, where although you will get a bat over the head, at least it will be wrapped in red velvet … okay, make that red velcro, and that sticky sound you hear is your wig ripping off. Make that your scalp!

You have been forewarned. At least you know what to expect! Time to make another batch of “Voxx Predicted This” t-shirts.

In the meantime, while you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop, read more about Scheat here. And of course, feel free to write me, or schedule a Psychic Reading. You’re going to need it! Ask for the Pegasus Price, and I’ll have mercy on you.

Update: As accurately predicted above, Japan suffered a tremendous Tsunami this morning, as a result of an 8.8 earthquake under the sea! My condolences to the people of Japan. I also predicted the disaster of Hurricane Katrina, 10 years before it happened, in a filmed interview. Give me a call Cal Tech!

Learn more about The Planets, on my Magickal Website.