You know it’s got to be serious if I’m posting about it! Here we are, at the end of the line, with the powerhouse Uranus, the Lord of Sudden Change at the very end of the sign of Pisces, the 12th, and final sign of the Zodiac.

To make things even more intense, Uranus is conjunct Mercury, the Cosmic Trickster.

Of course, that’s why you’re about to completely lose your patience and explode into tears. If you happened to be a wave in the ocean right now, you would most likely be planning your next Tsunami. Pardon me while I go all Nostradamus on your ass!

[Note: I had a vision of a Japanese geisha holding an octopus as I wrote this!]

The reason for all the drama lies with the Fixed Star, Scheat, (which is probably what you’re all muttering to yourselves right now, lol).

In Astrology, the 29th Degree of Pisces’ association with the star, Scheat is responsible for the following actions:

Imprisonment; Murder, Suicide, Drowning, and Extreme Misfortune.

It is considered Unfortunate to be born under this fixed star, as it has correlations to both the planets Mars and Mercury. Mars brings bloodshed, and cutting, and Mercury brings it quickly. Is there any wonder why the news is full of so much grief and sadness at this particular time?

Well, the “good news”, is that the planet Uranus will soon be moving into the sign of fiery sign of Aries, where although you will get a bat over the head, at least it will be wrapped in red velvet … okay, make that red velcro, and that sticky sound you hear is your wig ripping off. Make that your scalp!

You have been forewarned. At least you know what to expect! Time to make another batch of “Voxx Predicted This” t-shirts.

In the meantime, while you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop, read more about Scheat here. And of course, feel free to write me, or schedule a Psychic Reading. You’re going to need it! Ask for the Pegasus Price, and I’ll have mercy on you.

Update: As accurately predicted above, Japan suffered a tremendous Tsunami this morning, as a result of an 8.8 earthquake under the sea! My condolences to the people of Japan. I also predicted the disaster of Hurricane Katrina, 10 years before it happened, in a filmed interview. Give me a call Cal Tech!

Learn more about The Planets, on my Magickal Website.

Today, I wish to celebrate the birthday of my late Grandmother Nell. She was born in the early 1900’s, in a small town in Tennessee. Nell was the middle child of seven children, including two brothers and four sisters.

She was a real beauty when she was young, looking like a combination of Lana Turner and Mae West. The story goes that she was a sharp-shooter, and an excellent horseback rider — a veritable Eris if ever there was one. On the Venusian side of things, she was also a young vixen, who wound up marrying her English Professor, who happened to be a Poet as well as a Shakespearean scholar.

Nell was the most perfect Astrological specimen of a female Libra. Smart and analytical, she ran her own grocery store, acting as expert accountant and shopkeeper. She was also very beautiful, fun-loving and domestically talented.  Nell was an incredible cook, and an expert seamstress, as well as a loving and wise Grandmother to me and my sisters. The list of her talents goes on and on.

Whenever I see a beautiful starlet from the golden era of film, I always think of my lovely grandmother. She was tall and elegant, possessing the typical flair of ultra-Librans for looking glamorous, even while cooking up a pot of green beans in an iron skillet. I loved her so much, and still think of her often.

Nell was a gifted clairvoyant, with deep spiritual beliefs and could recite any line of the Bible by memory, at the drop of a hat. She was the one who first taught me about Psychic Protection, and the concept of Karma — and I can assure you that anyone who ever did her wrong, wound up paying a hefty price. Thinking back, there was absolutely nothing Nell could not do. Her garden was a thing of beauty, always full of gorgeous ripening tomatoes, and other luscious fruits and vegetables.

Grandmother Nell, as a firm believer in life after death, I know that if heaven exists, you certainly must be there, livening the place up!  In the meantime, thank you for making my life possible, and also for those dozens of beautiful handmade quilts that keep me and the rest of the family so warm at night. You are forever loved, and deeply missed. ~V~

Well, I’m finally back from WordPress Hell and further adventures, thanks to a karmically-challenged hacker. I’ve had a million things to share, but no real place to disseminate the info, aside from Facebook.

[Note: Yes,  I had a feeling this was going to happen, but sometimes annoying things occur with or without having the abilities of clairsentience, darn it!]

Anyway, the last time I was able to post on my blog was to let my readers know about the new slate of volcanic eruptions happening in Iceland; However, I was unable to post my predictions regarding the other upcoming disasters — such as the floods in Pakistan, the major earthquake in New Zealand and further volcanic eruptions.

I suppose that Whomever Is In Charge decided to let the inhabitants of our feisty planet get the full wallop of reality, without the luxury of a heads-up from one of the world’s most accurate Psychics.

Mercury Retrograde in Virgo: This particular Mercury retrograde will be over and done by September 12th, although we won’t be completely out of the woods until September 27th, when Mercury will achieve the degree at which it went retrograde in Virgo on August 20th.

It figures that Mercury would go ballistic on H.P. Lovecraft’s birthday.  Next time I’ll make sure to say a little prayer to Cthulhu next time Mercury goes retrograde in August.

For those of you who are about to completely lose it thanks to Mercury, feel free to contact me. Take a deep breath, it’s almost over!

LVX,

Voxx

Well, there are two more volcanoes currently erupting, thanks to the powerful Astrological Aspects we’re experiencing now. One of the volcanoes is in Guatemala, and the other is in Ecuador. Expect an onslaught of this kind of explosive energy once Jupiter enters Aries in the next couple of weeks.

It’s just a matter of time before Katla, the Icelandic volcano explodes. Now that Uranus has entered Aries, and with Jupiter soon to follow, we need to get ready for the changes in weather that are sure to follow.

I’m sure the Full Moon in Sagittarius isn’t helping the situation. Time to evoke the sacred pixies and gnomes of Iceland and beg for help. Stay tuned to this site for updates.