How to Tell If Your Girlfriend Is a Witch (Part 1)

February 9th, 2007 by Voxx
    • sexy vintage witchShe only wears black or red.
    • She doesn’t wear underwear, except for sex.
    • She makes her own perfume from essential oils, and a few other secret ingredients.
    • She has superlong fingernails, NOT acrylic.
    • She wakes you up in the middle of the night to perform a Moon Ritual.
    • She owns at least 1 cat … possibly stuffed!
    • She walks under ladders on purpose.
    • She calls in sick and her boss’s office burns down.
    • You find a voodoo doll of yourself in her panty drawer.
    • She knows all the dialogue from every episode of Bewitched.
    • Her favorite film is “Rosemary’s Baby”.
    • Girl’s Night Out involves dancing naked under a Full Moon.
    • She takes off Halloween as a “religious holiday”.
    • She gives you a money talisman and your boss gives you a raise.
    • She cheers when a black cat crosses her path.
    • She walks around naked, even outside!
    • She saves your fingernail and hair clippings.
    • She takes a Full Moon bath.
    • She has a Jimmy Page shrine.
    • She’s a member of the Aleister Crowley fanclub.

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