How to Tell If Your Girlfriend Is a Witch (Part 1)

February 9th, 2007 by Voxx

She only wears black or red.
She doesn’t wear underwear, except for sex.
She makes her own perfume from essential oils, and a few other secret ingredients.
She has superlong fingernails, NOT acrylic.
She wakes you up in the middle of the night to perform a Moon Ritual.
She owns at least 1 cat … possibly stuffed!
She walks under ladders on purpose.
She calls in sick and her boss’s office burns down.
You find a voodoo doll of yourself in her panty drawer.
She knows all the dialogue from every episode of Bewitched.
Her favorite film is “Rosemary’s Baby”.
Girl’s Night Out involves dancing naked under a Full Moon.
She takes off Halloween as a “religious holiday”.
She gives you a money talisman and your boss gives you a raise.
She cheers when a black cat crosses her path.
She walks around naked, even outside!
She saves your fingernail and hair clippings.
She takes a Full Moon bath.
She has a Jimmy Page shrine.
She’s a member of the Aleister Crowley fanclub.

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