Today at 00:02 am, PST (3:02 am, EST), Venus, the Planet of Love, moved into the fun-loving sign of Sagittarius where it will enjoy a nice romp in the hay until until December 11th, 2006. It’s Sexy Time! Find out all the naughty things you need to be doing right now!

Venus just loves Big Papa Jove, the original big spender. Sagittarius lends Lady Venus a sense of psycho-sexual/spiritual release, combined with a much-needed element of fun and excitement that comes just in time (pun not intended).

To hell with keeping all that angst bottled up inside! It’s time to get down and dirty with honesty. Besides, it’s your life isn’t it? Whatever you do, no matter who you get the hots for right about now, just do a quickie Vegas Wedding, and try to make sure the ceremony isn’t legal. After all, you don’t wanna wake up in a month (after Venus has moved into sober Capricorn), and find out you forgot to sign a Pre-Nup!

Skip the novels this month while you can live a life worthy of being ghost-written by Jackie Collins. Since Sagittarius rules the 9th House of Higher Education, Foreign Travel, Publishing and Spirituality, here is a handy list of things to do while Venus spins deliriously thru Sagittarius:

* Join the Mile-High Club;

* Skip the headlines, and go straight for the Comics;

* Pitch a tent in the desert and go native (don’t forget your herbs)!

* Watch all the Mitch Hedberg videos on YouTube;

* Go commit a few interesting sins and get saved at the last minute;

* Move to Kazakhstan and chill with some of Borat’s relatives;

* Send some sexy e-mails to Stephen Hawkings (it’s cool, he’s about to get a divorce anyway!)

* Volunteer to be a nude model for a community college Art Class.

In other words … let’s get this party started! WahWahWeeWah!

Gone are the intense, mind/sex games many of you have experienced while Venus was playing the bitch in Scorpio (the sign of its detriment), since October 24th.

Even the most hard-headed skeptics of Astrology will have to agree that Venus’ stay in “evil-spawn” Scorpio has made for some pretty nasty breakups and sex scandals lately. Here’s the current list of Venus in Scorpio Meltdowns

The Venus in Scorpio Casualty List

1) Whitney & Bobby: The Not-So-Greatest-Love of All!

It all seemed to start with the much-awaited sound of Whitney Houston’s Jimmy Choo heels kicking Bobby Brown to the curb once and for all.

2) Reese & Ryan: D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

Then it all went South when Miss Reese’s fell to pieces after checking Ryan’s Batphone and finding it full of sexy messages that weren’t addressed to “Ms. Oscar-Winning Actress”. Guess Ryan never learned to Walk the Line. Maybe Reese will decide to play Tammy Wynette in a run for Oscar Number 2!

3) Splitney & Fed-Ex: Bet she’d like to hit him one more time!

Don’t you think it’s weird that Splitney’s biggest hits had such prophetic titles? For instance …

* “Hit Me Baby (One More Time)”
* “Oops, I Did It Again!”
* “I’m a Slave 4 U”
* “Toxic” (this is her last hit before hookin’ up with the Postman).

I’m just sayin’! Anyway, for all of you out there who are new to the study of Astrology, maybe you’ll realize it’s not just coincidence.

Remember to come back and see what I have to say about Splitney and Fed-Ex’s upcoming “Divorce Spectacular!” Of course, we really do hope the kids involved in all of these scandals will be okay.

Hey celebrities! Why don’t you give me a call before you get married next time?!

Thank the Gods! At 4:25 pm PST (7:25 pm EST) Mercury stopped its Retrograde motion at exactly 9 Degrees of Scorpio. It will remain stationary through tomorrow, and start its forward progression on November 19th.

Continue to act with caution regarding any Mercurial activities involving communications, short trips, siblings, the written word, computers, etc. We won’t be completely out of the retrograde afterburn until December 4th.

Feel free to send me your best Mercury Retrograde nightmare story!

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No doubt you’ve all heard by now about the undersea earthquake that happened on Wednesday, November 15th. The quake struck at 6:15 a.m. EST (8:15 pm, Tokyo Time), about 245 miles East of the island known in Japan as Etorofu, in the Kuril Islands. Other reports stated that the quake happened near Kunashiri Island.

Ever the night-owl, I just happened to be awake when the news of the quake came over the internet, and I decided to cast the Astrological Chart for Japan and the earthquake to see if I could identify any Planetary factors. Here’s my Astrological take on what caused the quake (and ensuing mini-tsunami): Read More

Pagan war widows are currently demanding to have their religious iconography included on the tombstones of their war hero husbands.

Members of all other religions have the sacred emblems of their respective religions carved upon their tombstones, i.e., crosses for Christians; Stars of David for those of the Hebrew faith, etc. The icon the Pagans desire to decorate their spouses gravemarkers with is the Pentagram within a circle — a longtime symbol of the ancient faith.

After visiting many a cemetery over the years, it’s always made me wonder why the Pentagram has been overlooked as a symbol of faith. I’m very glad to espouse the cause of these women. For more on the subject visit this link to the Pagan War Widows Story.

I’m going to spend a good deal of space on this site getting deeply into my lifelong study and use of the sacred Tarot (aka “The Book of Thoth”).

I’ll be exploring the History of the Tarot, but even more importantly, the deeper meanings of the cards and how to interpret them with amazing detail and depth. I look forward to receiving questions on one of my most favoriate subjects of all.

Check back for an introduction on the basics of the Tarot. Also, please check out my Tarot Class Syllabus if you’re interested.

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I plan on posting a lot of helpful information regarding Astrology here. I’ll be getting into the absolute basics so people can get a better understanding of Astrology and how it works … and I can assure you it does work!

Check back for an introduction on the Planets and the Zodiac. Feel free to check out my Astrology Class Syllabus if you’re interested.

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Greetings,

Welcome to my new, updated site. Voxx.org will be my new webaddress. I’ll still be leaving up my old site to store the volumes of info until it all gets transferred, which may take awhile. But, everything you need will be posted here shortly.

I’d like to thank Artillery Unit for creating my new site, including, the cute cartoon of yours truly. It’s my aim to make this site simpler and easier to navigate. I’m also in the process of putting my Forum back up as well. Looking forward to hearing from all my good friends, students and clients at my new little webhome.

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